For September 27th, 2004
Makenna Murder
Deviant Pennsylvanian Makenna
Murder used to be the vocalist in a now-defunct metalcore band called KVB.
She's an aspiring fetish model who'll soon have her own personal site, but don't
rush her. She doesn't play well with jerkwads. Dreaming of world domination
and the brutal, violent, and very public end of Ashlee
Simpson, Makenna seeks to create a legion of shambling, undead
minions bent on mass chaos, apocalyptic destruction, and parking meter disobedience.
Until her day in the sun comes, she bides her time by hanging out at MySpace
and badmouthing the Amish.
She digs zombies, metal, medical instruments, noise, weird fetishes, serial
killers, smut, screamo, boys in girls' pants, tattoo flash, thrash, the screams
of the innocent, Hello Kitty, grindcore,
the human anatomy, hardcore, nurses, dismemberment (see Ashlee Simpson, aforementioned),
posicore, vegetarians, spazz, blood/bruises, violence, vampires, gore, and Canadians
(that's the short list, but the list of things she doesn't like is much, much
longer).
"I don't like not getting my way, or when people tell me I look young," glowers Makenna, "think it through, or else I will fucking kill you."
Seeing the Internet as a ripe springboard for corruption (and mixed metaphors), Makenna wickedly recommends that your online experiences contain one or more of the following: Fatal Beauty, Manic Jane, Burning Angel, Suicide Girls, slityourthroat.com, Lithium Picnic, Steve Neurotic, The Pussy A Go Go, Trevor Brown's Baby Art, rubber.at, Fear Before the March of Flames (because she's in lust with Mike Madruga, the bassist), GIRLPUNK, Level Plane Records , Equal Vision Records, Medical Toys, Court TV's Crime Library, and Gruesome.com. If you don't do it for her, won't you please do it for Jesus?
Turn the other cheek, indeed.
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