For September 6th, 2004

DemiGauge

At age thirteen, mighty Cancerian DemiGauge beat feet from the Windy City for the coniferous wonderland of Corvalis, Oregon. Finding her new environment more open-minded than the midwest she'd left behind, DemiGauge's wide-eyed youth was spent engaging in various mischief-stirring activities like building kites from provocative undergarments and flying them in public to skinny dipping with gypsies in the cold, blue ocean.

Now that she's all grown up and lives in Portland, her capacity for raising all holy heck is insatiable! When she's not juggling pitchers of Long Island Iced Tea or stalking and taking secret pictures of Bjork running errands, she lets off a little steam by modeling for a variety of sites, including Manic Jane, EroticBPM, That Bird's Nest, I Shot Myself, Lust Republic, and The Darklings. She plans on starting her own site at some point (keep an eye out). DemiGauge counts Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe, and Josie Nutter among her inspirations for modeling.

She keeps shouting out something about a "MERF!" We're still trying to figure out what that's all about. Mensa Education & Research Foundation? Middle East Reformed Fellowship? A radio station? Musician's Emergency Resource Foundation? The Urban Dictionary defines "merf" thusly: One word most people will say, "Hey that's my word!" or "I made that word up!" Sometimes used as meh. Used to show confusion. Well, glad they cleared that up for us, eh?

Merf, forsooth!

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