For
March 17th, 2002
xRio
xRio (the "x" is silent, bub) is a lovely musician lass who hails from Austin, Texas, U.S.A. When she's not singing and playing guitar in her band ¿Myzerio?, she's doing solo acoustic covers of Barry White and Neil Diamond songs for adoring crowds of screaming teenagers and potbellied truckers. xRio can often be found staggering around the town, starting bar fights with sailors and trashing hotel rooms with butt rockers. If you catch her in a karaoke bar and she doesn't slice your face open with a switchblade knife smuggled from Tijuana, try and convince her to perform a stirring rendition of Heart's "Magic Man". We dare you. Just make sure you buy her a pitcher of Shiner Bock, first.
Wanna have a peek into the world of this zombie-lovin', arm-wrestlin' pinup girl? Check out her Livejournal! Just don't fuck with her cats. Ever.
Wanna see more pretty pictures of xRio and other hotpunkgirls, boys, and greasy spoon diners? Check out kittyfuck.com! Special thanks to Fernie and xRio for lending us these wunnerful pictures!
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